Statement Of Ethos

Lt. JG Keili

Not too long ago I was unaware of the dangers of the evil B'harni. I stumbled upon the Jihad when returning from vacation to discover an old friend had become a recruiter for the Legion of Doom. After spending some time in #barney, I explored the Jihaddi web pages and lurked for a while in alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die. Some of the essays detailing B'harni's corruption of our children were shocking eye openers. I joined the Jihaddi to add my support to The Cause[tm].

With proper guidance and exposure to positive, educational influences, my own young cousins, nieces, nephews, and siblings have been weaned from B'harni's dangerous influence. My hope is for the Jihad to save as many Functioning Cerebra^tm as possible.