#1: Why do you hate barney the purple dinosaur?
The Hell Beast teaches mindless conformity, something many people have died fighting against all throughout history. This country was founded on the idea that we should be free to make our own choices. Many people gave their lives for what freedom we have today, and the Hell Beast seeks to take it from us. I don't relish the thought of such sacrifice being made only to have the Hell Beast render it pointless.#2: Why do you wish to serve The Cause[tm]?
I value my freedom of choice, by serving The Cause[tm] I do my part to ensure this freedom remains an option for myself and all who follow me in life. I am opposed to what the Hell beast is teaching and have committed myself to stopping it.#3: Why do you want to join the Jihad?
I completely and totally despise the Hell Beast with every part of my mind, body and soul. The Hell Beast is my sworn enemy, as it is of The Jihad. It seems logical to me that joining The Jihad would benefit both of us. I feel I can be of service.